Thou... Bawdy Half-faced Wagtail
Parts of what makes up this insult can be found in "King John" spoken by "BASTARD":
This insult has been seen 1 time on this site. This was on Monday, September 13th, 2021With half that face would he have all my land:
A half-faced groat five hundred pound a year!
My gracious liege, when that my father lived,
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